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This yr’s Emmys would maybe nicely additionally not personal had a bunch, on the alternative hand it did personal one by way of line: creator, producer, andReno 911!star Thomas Lennon, who served as a result of the night’s announcer, welcoming each winner to the stage to realize their statuette. Nevertheless, in arrange of providing, yelp, custom-made trivialities or throughout the once more of-the-scenes information, Lennon factual goofed and goofed laborious alongside together with his voiceover, delivering shaggy dog story after shaggy dog story, each further irreverent than the ultimate be aware. For these that cherished it, please experience this itemizing of Lennon’s most sideways goofs from the telecast. For these that hated it, hey, the Oscars are factual spherical the nook. And while you’re Thomas Lennon, wow, these writers gave you a goddamn exercise, didn’t they?

On Alex Bornstein, Renowned Supporting Actress in a Comedy Sequence forThe Marvelous Mrs. Maisel: “They’ll be surroundings automobiles on fireplace and burning a Wicker Man as Deerfield, Illinois’ appreciated daughter pockets but another 39 millimeters of counterfeit Emmy gold.”

On Invoice Hader, Renowned Comedy Actor forBarry:“Third steal, 20th nomination for Invoice Hader. If he had gained all of his Emmy statues, they’d be 25 toes extended, the dimensions of Roy Scheider’s monster inJaws.”

On Ben Whishaw, Renowned Supporting Actor in a Restricted Sequence forA Very English Scandal:“Ben Whishaw’s title is an onomatopoeia for when a understanding British individual handed you on a bicycle.Whishaaaaw.”

OnJharrel Jerome,Renowned Lead Actor in a Restricted Sequence forWhen They Discover Us: “First nomination and steal for Jharrel Jerome, a graduate of LaGuardia Extreme School for Performing Arts, a group up the arrange while you have to standing, you truly pay for lessons in sweat. Bottles of sweat.”

OnBandersnatch (Unlit Mirror),Renowned Tv Film: “I was 100 p.c depraved about this one. Take a look at my Twitter. I generally known as it for Hervé Villechaize the final formulation. I’m gargantuan enough to admit that I was depraved. I was depraved and I’m sorry.”

On Peter Dinklage, Renowned Supporting Actor in a Drama forRecreation of Thrones: “They’ll be sliding down the bannisters for Tyrion Lannister at Bennington School tonight as Dinklage goes double cufflinks with 4 Emmys, for 24 kilos of regular Emmy gold.”

On Jesse Armstrong, creator ofSuccession’s “No person is Ever Lacking,” for Renowned Writing for a Drama Sequence: “Successionis loosely in line with the Murdoch household, the an equivalent Murdoch household that has ordered me to sit down proper right here and characterize jokes, and it’s an correct pleasure, an absolute pleasure and I personal to thank them. I am hoping my household’s alright.”

Throwing to industrial ahead of theRenowned Fluctuate Focus on Sequenceaward: “Stick spherical to discover if historic earlier is made with the primary feminine or murky winner for Fluctuate Focus on. Are the Emmys woke? Or is that factual one thing …that was … proper right here is why of us don’t enact this, ’motive it sucks!” Spoiler alert:Good Week Tonight With John Olivertook dwelling the prize.

On Jason Bateman, Renowned Directing for a Drama Sequence: “He aloof wears the an equivalent dimension slacks he wore onMinute Rental on the Prairie. A fourth-stage yoga grasp, he can sleep folded up in a carry-on suitcase.”

And at final,on Felicity Huffman, because of, well, : “Our producers personal requested me to current a specific shoutout to any of our previous lead-actress winners who’re tonight from penal advanced. Expectantly these two weeks are going to fly appropriate by.”

The Wildest Bits of Thomas Lennon’s 2019 Emmys Commentary